Snowy Winter with Mr Mittens Von Bob

Funny Hell

Once upon time Mr Mittens Von Bob was friends with all kinds of birds in his twisted mind. He joyfully  decided to visit his cousins- flying bastards by the bird feeder which was 10 metres away from a place he’d resided for years.

He packed his suitcase meticulously and took 10 minutes to actively meditate about his existence. 

He completed his brain awakening contemplations and said goodbyes to Miss Spotty Vajaj.

Mr Mittens Von Bob left the mansion carrying an enormous suitcase on his tiny back stuffed with muscles. He was helped by Henrik the friendly neighbour who used his super power hairy legs to please Mittens and make him feel purrrrrrrrrrrrr- gooodilicious.

After 10 minutes Mr Mittens Von Bob was out and about greeting his lively and non suspicious cousins… 

Something happenend, chirping and squeaking was heard, doomed silence creeped in to the village of the Shallow Pleasure. Mr Mittens Von Bob returned after 20 minutes and was awfully pleased with himself… 

Birds dissapeared… 

Miss Chick long legs also went missing…. 

If you have any information about missing featherly bastards please call : 666 666 666. You will be rewarded and blessed by the nature. 

πŸ˜‰ 

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4 thoughts on “Snowy Winter with Mr Mittens Von Bob

  1. It sounds as though Mr. Mittens Von Bob and the Featherly Bastards have had a breakdown in communications…perhaps they would benefit from an expert translator πŸ˜‰ I do hope that no harm has befallen Miss Chick Long Legs…!

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