An Email from this Fella

Dear Human,

It’s happened again… I fell into the bath tub. This is my pledge to you, despite you feeling paralysed with fear please DO NOT kill me as I contribute valuebly to your environmental world. Pick up a piece of paper or a jar and kindly use it to take me out of that bloody white coffin looking like bowl. It’s a slippery slippy slope for me so I need your help.

Many thanks,

Your Spidey