Do Not Disturb

Funny Hell

Do not disturb me, I’m actively relaxing… meaning I’m rejecting all the bulshit which is happening around me 😁😁😁


A Cat and a Dog

Life is real

A cat came to a dog with a guitar, it sat down and played a requiem. The dog asked the cat- ” Oh why are you playing such a sad piece?” The cat replied-” Fate is the idiocy of the fucked up existence. I am angry and hurt, I want to scream, bite, spit and chew this ungrateful destiny of lifeblood. I don’t want to pretend anymore as I have been betrayed in a sophisticated way.” The dog looked puzzled and intrigued by its answer, it took a piece of paper and wrote a note to go along with a requiem. It stopped the cat from pulling the strings and read it out loud- ” Dear Dead And Soul Wilted Cat Friend addicted to catnip, I  don’t believe in fate , I don’t believe in destiny but I believe in life and power of universe connected to our inner selves. It reside inside us, it needs to be remembered and taken care of in order to blossom. If you exist in harmony with your inner self you will lead complete, full of gratitude and appreciation life. The world will be trying to stab your back multiple times but you will keep going despite all the surrounding negativity trying to stay focused on your inner path.” 

The dog and cat shared extreme and profound understanding of the world and its unnatural forces. It was precious and rare to find so they took a good care of it by letting it blossom during 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000hours of conversations. 


The Frog

Surreal thoughts

Life is like a crazy frog bouncing ,spinning around, falling down, bruising himself and then raising up again… But after a while, the green creature being fed up with his misfortune caused by the endless accidents takes a break.
He is being careful living a peaceful and sensible life for a short while (remembering his experience) till he passes by a tempting pond… Guess what, he jumps into its depths , swims in the deep dark water, begins to drown, but luckily goes up on to the surface….
The frog looks confused, he feels light- headed
but excited about his fate as life is full of surprises.